Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Heart Day



As some of you celebrate the day of heart and chocolate with your loved ones or maybe all alone wearing your ugly jammies appreciating the quiet I am home after a long day.

 -The lab lost some of my blood work? I went to the hospital to try to get the results but they were not there. They legit lost my blood work.

 -There was more blood work ordered. They took more blood. When I got home there was a phone call from the doctors office. They needed me to come back and give more. The lab said it wasn't usable? What? So I went back and they took more. At least they were nice. I jokingly said I deserved a cookie and OJ and was offered a donut. That was cool. I said no thanks because I eat donuts probably four times a year.
 My family needs one of those punch cards they have at coffee shops, ten copays one free. It should happen. One of those kids is going to get an Ivy League Education because of us. We have been there every day this week.

 -I went to get my prescription at the pharmacy but it wasn't there. Mr. Bunny's was there, there was in fact no proof that mine existed. sigh

 -Not only am I sick with sort of bizzaro plague from hell, but my blood is disappearing or wrong.

If I disappear it's because the government is holing me up somewhere with my weird illness or broken blood.
I need wine but I have none. Well I have some homemade stuff but it isn't ready.
I need wine that is ready. And good chocolate. And a nap. And my wrists to stop hurting so I can clean and make stuff.
Rant over.
I hope that *you* are having a wonderful day. For more Puritan Valentines cards check this out; hilarious. Soon I will post about good stuff but until then, feel free to laugh at me or with me
(really it's at me).

1 comment:

ccr in MA said...

Well, my big Valentine excitement was getting a rose--mind you, it was from the chiropractor, but a rose is a rose! Off to get into sweats and fridge-dive for dinner. Take it easy!